Life Rips, by Mommy Long Legs (2024)

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Life Rips 03:22

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Life Rips then you die suckayeah yeah yeah yeah yeahblood drips, double dips govnayeah yeah yeah yeah yeahmoms of the world dads of the world x2yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahI wanna make some moneyso I can buy a TVall the commercials make me feel so happywanna live in a mansion and get a handsome jansomeI'm gonna make everybody so jealous yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah x2after all is said and done all you really need is fashion and after I am dead and gone I'll still have all the latest onyeah I'm gonna fashion until the end and even then I'm gonna haunt the latest trendsGucci crypt hearse limo riding toplessI"m on the tombstone listeternal vip passrest in peace out x2resting in and i'm peacing outand I'm sipping mai tai's undergroundand I'm wearing my best down the dead carpetliving large in the graveyardi'm gonna fashion until the end and even the thenI'm gonna haunt the latest trendslife is fabulous but death is glamours x4Life Rips then you die suckayeah yeah yeah yeah yeahblood drips, double dips govnayeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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Slumber Party 02:38

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won't be first to fall asleepand all your secrets I will keeppaint my nails I'll braid your hairwe'll tell each other ghostly tailswho's your crush I'll tell you mineyou like him ? I guess he's alrightdid you see Amanda's skort ?OH MY GOSH SHE'S SUCH A DORKslumber party at my house tonightslumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fightslumber party till the morning lightslumber party, we'll have a real good timewatching movies in the darkoh my gosh did you just fart?hey let's prank call Chad and LukeStacey says he think's you're cutepopcorn movies make up hairwhat do you choose truth or dare?uhhhh DAREslumber party at my house tonightslumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fightslumber party till the morning lightslumber party, we'll have a real good timenow she's fast asleepget a cup of water to heatdoes anybody got a sharpieAmanda's totally gonna freakslumber party at my house tonightslumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fightslumber party till the morning lightslumber party, we'll have a real good time

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Horrorscope 02:10

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Oh no I think that Mars is in retrogradecan't date ya gotta wait until Saturdayhot sex with a Gemini in 85had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know whyevery night I read my horrorscope and cryLeo, Virgodon't go outside , don't go outsidePisces, Libradon't even try , don't even trythe moon is fullbut my moods down lowmy heart says yesbut my chart says nohorrorscope bluesastrology abusethe planets are confusedand everyone's gonna loosecancer, prancedon't go outside, don't go outsidedasher, dancerdon't even try, don't even trythe moon is fullbut my moods down lowmy heart says yesbut my chart says noOh no I think that Mars is in retrogradecan't date ya gotta wait until Saturdayhot sex with a Gemini in '85had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know whyoh no everything is in retrogradeslapped a Virgo cause I forgot to burn my sage car broke down when i smooched that little Geminiskinny dipping with my super-fly pieces guyevery night I read my horrorscope and cry

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Sorority Girls 02:28

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Alpha, Beta, DeltaPlacenta, Zita Smegma, alfalfaHey hey hey girls let's all look the sameand act really fucking stupidcause they like us that wayhey hey hey boys let's go to the frat partythe theme is white peopleget your roofies ready shit their parents money awayand act like assholes everydaywanna take a stroll down greek rowfind the biggest pack of douchey football bro'sgot their brand new polo's on yeahwanna spew a little on everyone waa-ohhhh hurl hurl hurl on sorority girlsI wanna spew spew spew on fraternity dudesI wanna hurl hurl hurl on sorority girlsI wanna spew spew spew on fraternity dudesI just wanna ruin their day in a particular way wanna take a stroll down greek rowfind the biggest pack of brainless female drones got their brand new whatever's on yeahwanna spew a little on everyone waaa-ohhh blahhh-ohhhwaaa-ohhhwanna wanna spew oh youalpha falfabrainless fucking football dudesdelta treltaI'm a little Kangaroogamma jammaI just wanna fart and puke and spew on you

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Yuppie Moms 01:40

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yuppie moms with your magazine homesriding trends with your idiot friendsthat smug expressionaimless aggressionlate for a sessionto get your shitty spray tanyuppie moms better turn around and runthey put you down cause they have nothing going ontry putting a lidon you're terrible kidare you living the lifeyou washed out trophy wifeI want an Oprah Mocha Frappuchinoand I want it right her right now x3Oprah Mocha, Oprah Mocharight here, right nowwashed out trophy wiveslive to satisfyfreaky business guysI'm a porcupine

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Sad Dudes 02:42

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You sad little dudethere's something's wrong hereeverything at your fingertipsbaby but you're so sadlive through little devicesor you could make you're own choicesnothing is in the wayexcept that you're so fucking lazyohhh sad little dude x2with imaginary problems imaginary problemslucky you don't really got themlucky you don't really got them no got them nono body likes whiny babies x3that's what you are so please stop complainingsad little dudepoor little dudesad little dude what chu gonna do

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Role Play 01:50

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I'll be the milkmanyou be the motherI'll be the studentyou be the teacherI'll be bad copnow you're in troubleI like to role playbetween the sheetsjust a little role playour hearts will meetI like to role playbetween the sheetsjust a little role playnow take a seatI'll be the mountainyou be the cockroachI'll be the pool boyyou be the Mai TaiI'll be the nightmareyou be the haunted hairI like to role playbetween the sheetsjust a little role playour hearts will meetI like to role playbetween the sheetsjust a little role playnow take a fucking seatI like to role playbetween the sheetsbuwahhhaha blahuahhahI like to role playbetween the sheetsjust a little role playnow take a seat

released March 13, 2015

Guitar/Vocals - Lilly M, Guitar/Vocals - Melissa K, Bass/Vocals - Leah M, Drums - Cory B

Special thanks to Martin Selasco for recording/mixing/playing tambourine, synthesizer and pocket piano. Thanks to Werewolf Vacation for putting up with our shenanigans and big thanks to Tim Root for our killer album art!

Life Rips, by Mommy Long Legs (2024)

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